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MikeDee
4th October 2001, 07:24.44 AM
THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW
O'Reilly's law of the kitchen: Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Lieberman's law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
Denniston's law: Virtue is its own punishment.
Conway's law: In any organization, there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person should be fired.
Finster's law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Muir's law: When we try to separate anything out by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
Glyme's formula for success: The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Green's law of debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

Glen
4th October 2001, 02:16.25 PM
Regarding O'Reilys Law of the Kitchen...If you?re in a restaurant and want to know how clean/sanitary their kitchen is.... Look at their restroom...

As corky as this sounds, if I go to a restaurant and the restroom is trashed, I'm outa there. Comes from 4.5 years of working in several eateries while in college...

Glen
4th October 2001, 04:06.31 PM
http://www.knoxstudio.com/shns/story.cfm?pk=FRUITJUICE-MOLD-10-04-01&cat=AN

MikeDee
5th October 2001, 06:43.39 AM
I guess it's not a good idea to drink directly from the bottle is it?

hurrikane
5th October 2001, 09:06.20 AM
whoa...way to much info there. :D

I remember the tv investigative report showing guys taking a leak on palattes of sodas. Can't drink anything anymore unless I wash it very well first. Now I will have to poor it into a glass I guess.